U.S. — Professional gymnast Simone Biles called on social media today for female athletes to stop trying to beat male athletes and instead just give up like she did.
Biles viciously attacked female athletes who support women's-only sports, stating that men can crush female athletes and women who oppose that need to learn from her how to quit.
"Men must be allowed to beat you, so you might as well give up. Like me," said Biles. "Go ahead and stop trying, ladies. Abandon your teammates, and every other female athlete out there, and let the men have the scholarships, the leagues, everything. Think, 'What would Simone do?', then quit and pack up."
Biles went on to assert that any woman over the average height of five feet four inches is "basically a dude", and therefore not entitled to only compete against women. "Instead of being a quitter like me, some women say they should have their own leagues without men. But those female athletes are often five feet, six inches tall, which makes them men. It's science," explained Biles. "Stop being bigoted and just give up. You know -- like me."
At publishing time, Simone Biles had announced that she would live by her own word and compete against athletes her own size, and will now compete exclusively in the oompa-loompa category.
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