Send Us The Best Headline Pitches From Your Kids!
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Kids say hilarious stuff all the time. Recently my 5-year-old daughter Clara asked if she could pitch a headline. This is the stone-cold masterpiece she came up with:

Kids Draw On Dad's Arms With Marker And It Doesn't Wash Off And Now He Has Marker On His Arms And His Armpits Smell Bad

I sent it to Kyle. Maybe I'm biased I thought it was stinking hilarious in a completely ludicrous way. Anyway, here's what Kyle sent back:

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