HEAVEN — Heaven's residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris's martial arts demonstration or heading over to listen to the new Dolly Parton Show.
"Man, this is tough!" heaven resident Marcia McBride said. "I want to do both…maybe I'll go see Chuck for twenty minutes and then head over to the Dolly Show. But honestly, both would be peak experiences. Maybe I'll…oh, I just don't know!"
Many residents say they hope the two beloved celebrities will hold their events again soon. "I just spent yesterday at Norm MacDonald's live show, but - Dolly! That would be amazing. Heaven is pretty awesome," resident Clark Tanner said.
As news of Dolly's entrance through the pearly gates spread, many wondered how they would fit in all the live performances of deceased celebrities. "Ugh, why did they schedule Chuck's demonstration at the same time?" Tanner asked. "There's just too much to do up here. Oh look, here comes the 3 p.m. Betty White/Lucille Ball parade."
At publishing time, Heaven's residents had faced an even more difficult dilemma when a sign went up for John Wayne's gunslinger demonstration.
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