Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann | Babylon Bee

Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann

Politics · Apr 12, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

My fellow Americans...

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Bwwwarrrrrrrrr!!!! GARBULTHUUUUUUUUUU!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sound of chair being thrown through office window]

BLITHRGREEEBRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLARGuthulu EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[rabid hyena noises]

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