My fellow Americans...
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Bwwwarrrrrrrrr!!!! GARBULTHUUUUUUUUUU!
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TRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[sound of chair being thrown through office window]
BLITHRGREEEBRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLARGuthulu EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
[rabid hyena noises]
And if something isn't done, we'll lose our democracy.
A quantum physicist interviews for the job of a lifetime at a modern university — but does he have what it takes to survive a flurry of DEI questions?
