Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann
Politics · Apr 12, 2022

My fellow Americans...

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Bwwwarrrrrrrrr!!!! GARBULTHUUUUUUUUUU!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sound of chair being thrown through office window]

BLITHRGREEEBRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLARGuthulu EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[rabid hyena noises]

And if something isn't done, we'll lose our democracy.


Satan held a press conference today responding to the big loss of Roe v. Wade. He's doing his best to keep his chin up.

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