My fellow Americans...
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Bwwwarrrrrrrrr!!!! GARBULTHUUUUUUUUUU!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[sound of chair being thrown through office window]
BLITHRGREEEBRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! BLARGuthulu EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
[rabid hyena noises]
And if something isn't done, we'll lose our democracy.
This freshman had a bright future ahead of her, but then her parents spent $250K to send her to a public university.
