Update: They're gone!

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If you've been waiting to pick up your copy of the deluxe edition of The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, wait no longer. We are nearly sold out, with fewer than 50 copies of the 500 available remaining. And once these are gone, they're gone for good! Ahhhhh! It's time to panic!

If you're just looking to get the regular edition, we have a healthy number of copies left, but they'll probably be gone in the next couple of weeks as well. So hop on it!