GAZA — Dissatisfied with the level of humanitarian assistance provided by Israel amid the ongoing conflict with Hamas, Palestinians collectively left the Israeli aid a lackluster 3-star Yelp review.
Despite efforts by the Israeli government to send food and other essential materials to Palestinians in Gaza, the recipients reportedly felt that the quality of the aid left a lot ot be desired and failed to meet their expectations.
"Not the dining experience I was hoping for," said one Palestinian review. "While there was a decent word-of-mouth buzz going around about the Israeli aid, it just didn't live up to the hype, I'm afraid. I mean, we were all literally starving and on the brink of death, but it still would've been nice to maybe get a little bread as an appetizer, or some chips and salsa or something. Three stars."
Other Palestinians agreed that the free food to help them avoid starvation was not up to par. "I'm normally not picky, but this doesn't cut it," said another review. "Granted, if we didn't receive this help, we would all just completely die, but that's still no excuse for not giving us the service we deserve. We want polite service, gourmet food, and for the Israeli people to vacate their land and wipe themselves off the face of the earth. These are not unreasonable expectations, but unfortunately, this was a disappointment. Can't recommend."
At publishing time, Palestinians said that if Israel promised to stop existing and cede all of its territory to people who hate them, they would consider providing a more favorable review.
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