Well, here we are-- just a few weeks away from "the most important election of our lifetime!" Just like the last one... and the one before that...

At this point, answering honestly, who do you think will win the election, and why?

There's no telling how this thing will go, but I do know this:

• God is in control
• This isn't as important as everyone makes it out to be
• Either way, the satire will be AMAZING.

Give us your expert prediction in the comments below.