Open Discussion Thread: Back To School
Premium · Aug 25, 2021 · BabylonBee.com

“Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad I’m not a fool.  Got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight.” - Adam Sandler in Billy Madison

It’s the time of year that my social media threads are filled with super adorable photos of kids heading off to school. This year will be somewhat unique as my daughter is heading off to kindergarten in just a few days. Our local school district made it almost the entire summer before enacting a mask mandate, but they managed to ram one through just in time for the first day of classes. Lucky us. 

Anyway, this got me thinking: What’s everyone doing regarding school this year? Have you pulled your kids out of public school and put them into private ones? Are you homeschooling them instead? Have you abandoned school altogether in favor of your kids learning to survive on the mean streets of your hometown? 

Does your fascist school board require everyone to wear masks at all times, or is there still at least some semblance of freedom left out there? This is your chance to complain about anything and everything school related! Let us know your thoughts in the comments! 


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