Adam Yenser almost died last week. A vent cover in his office fell down. If he had been sitting there, or been in the building at all, he could have died!

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Could this be a work of sabotage? There's really no evidence to suggest it was anything other than a ghost but at The Babylon Bee, we're always extra alert in case Antifa or Taylor Lorenz finds us. It's why we've spared no expense on security.

And look at this!

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This office is a place of chaos!

Rest assured, a full investigation is now underway.