Adam Yenser almost died last week. A vent cover in his office fell down. If he had been sitting there, or been in the building at all, he could have died!
Could this be a work of sabotage? There's really no evidence to suggest it was anything other than a ghost but at The Babylon Bee, we're always extra alert in case Antifa or Taylor Lorenz finds us. It's why we've spared no expense on security.
And look at this!
This office is a place of chaos!
Rest assured, a full investigation is now underway.