Office Buzz: ANTS!
· Premium · Jul 26, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Creatures have emerged!

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Podcast Producer Dan Coats is currently beside himself with despair.

"They're eating me alive!" he probably said.

We can't figure out where they're coming from. Dan thinks they're coming from the ceiling and Emma thinks they're coming from the floor. But either way, they're gathering on desks no one is eating at and leaving no discernible ant trail.

To make matters worse, Dan looked up a picture of an ant magnified under a microscope for no reason.

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Everyone say a prayer for Dan. He is struggling with a bout of space madness.


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