U.S. — A recent survey of genders in America reveals that the number of genders has just hit a 10-year low.
The number of human genders, which has been as low as one in the distant past, but has stayed constant at two for most of human existence, had wildly spiked around 2020, for unknown reasons. It has dropped precipitously over the past 10 days, and is quickly returning to stability at two.
"It's really encouraging to see a return to safe and stable levels of human gender numbers," said Frank Stevens, who conducts polls for the Institute of Family, Sexuality, and Gender Studies. "After the astronomical numbers of the last few years, nature is finally healing. An overwhelming majority of people are acknowledging that two is really probably quite enough — things weren't going so well when we had more."
Conservative estimates indicate that the number of allegedly existent genders was somewhere in the low 12,000s by late 2023. This number had been revised to around 400, after pollsters excluded members of the Biden Administration.
At publishing time, the number of men asking to compete in women's sports had also declined, though this was probably unrelated.
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