U.S. — A hot new clothing subscription service continued to build buzz, gaining popularity among men across the country, claiming to service all of men's clothing needs by sending them a single pair of new cargo pants every 9 years.
The service, called ManBox, advertised itself as a way to avoid hassle and waste by sending men no clothes in the mail until they're absolutely needed — once every decade or so.
"This is awesome," said Chet Biddins, sporting his new pair of cargo pants. "I won't need a new pair of pants until at least 2034. Thanks, ManBox!"
Since the company's founding, ManBox has boasted over 12 million subscribers, and that number has continued to grow. "I mean, this is pretty much all we needed," said one man. "And when my new pair of cargo pants arrives in 9 years, I can let these old cargo pants become my lawnmowing cargo pants. So convenient."
At publishing time, ManBox had just issued a press release announcing that the service had added a new feature that sends you a duplicate of your favorite t-shirt once every 15 years.
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