Seth was drinking a Mai Tai this morning while he lounged by the pool and he said to himself, "I don't have enough money." Then, he got on the phone with me and told me to make a new shirt that says "I Identify as Vaccinated" on it so he could refill his pool -- which, I forgot to mention, is filled with money.

Anyway, we made the shirt, and here it is in all its glory. Go buy all the colors and variations so Seth does not call and yell at me again.

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