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Dec 11, 2019 · BabylonBee.com
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In Controversial Decision, Supreme Court Rules Words 'Temporary' And 'Forever' Are Not The Same
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think tha...
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Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the evil, racist country known as t...
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