U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products from sponsor Brooklyn Bedding by using the promo code "ALLAHUAKBAR."
Kelly announced that, thanks to Allah, listeners could now access incredible deals on high-quality linens for their beds or for covering up their female faces.
"Listen up, infidels," said Kelly. "We've got an amazing deal for you this week. Brooklyn Bedding is going jihad on the competition with 20% off everything. Their accountant says these prices are literally suicide. Join me and the rest of the caliphate over at Brooklyn Bedding with 20% off your first purchase with code 'ALLAHUAKBAR.'"
According to sources, the promo code was initially going to be 'STONEWOMEN20', but Kelly opted for a softer launch. "We have to ease into it. There are still some Christians who don't realize how much they have in common with Muslims," said Kelly. "It's why I'm starting a call-in portion on my podcast to promote dialogue. Just call in at 748-378-6732, or dial 'RIVERTOSEA.'"
At publishing time, Kelly had announced that next week there would be a new 25% off with promo code "DEATHTOAMERICA."
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