NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular commentator and podcaster Megyn Kelly reportedly went back to normal after eating a Snickers.
Though the conservative influencer had drawn attention over the last year by taking a more aggressive stance on topics including Israel, Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and the U.S. strikes against Iran, insiders close to her show revealed that it only took one Snickers bar, and she was back to her old self.
"Wow, that really hit the spot. Sorry, was I acting weird?" Kelly reportedly said after taking a bite of the Snickers. "It's all really foggy, and I can't remember much, but I think I might not have been myself lately. I guess I was just really, really hungry. Oh, well. Thank God for Snickers, right?"
Sources said Kelly experienced even more renewed clarity with each bit of the candy bar. "You could see everything change," one witness said. "It was as though scales fell from her eyes and she could see everything clearly for the first time in months. Honestly, when she started with all the ‘U.S. soldiers died for Israel' and ‘I will not bend the knee' stuff, we kind of suspected that she could use a snack. I mean, you see how thin she is. But, wow, the difference was instantaneous. It's good to have her back to normal."
At publishing time, Kelly's staff had reportedly ordered a pallet of Snickers bars to be delivered to the studio to prevent any similar problems in the future.
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