FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the chance to meet.
That local man is Daniel Jordan and he has been a huge fan of Henry Cavill ever since the Snyderverse DC Extended Universe days. But Daniel knew deep down in his heart that Henry would totally be a big fan of his too, if only they could meet up so he could show him his extensive Warhammer 40k collection.
"That Kimmel interview sold it for me when I heard that he assembles, paints, and plays with miniature armies, just like me," said Daniel. "He's basically my twin, but with six-pack abs and a movie career. Did you know that he plays video games too? Just like me! Oh! Two peas in a pod we are! So similar in every way!"
"Oh man, he'll freak out when he sees my 3k builds of Necrons and Tyranids and War Dogs."
Daniel also went on and on about how Cavill stood up for the source material of The Witcher, refusing to allow it be changed to appeal to modern audiences. "The whole modern world won't be able to stop old Henry and me once we become best buds. We'll take on all the woke nonsense together!"
When reached for comment, Cavill said that he is sure that Daniel is "absolutely correct" that they would be best friends and that as soon as he finishes filming the new Highlander film that he would bring his fully decked-out Adeptes Custodes army over to play.
At publishing time, Cavill had been further impressed to discover that Daniel was running a Salamanders army using the Forgefather's Seekers and Librarius Conclave detachments, all built around flame-heavy Infernus bricks, Adrax, Vulkan, and Librarians stacking buffs.
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