WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — Fans of the popular Call Her Daddy program witnessed a historic event as Vice President Kamala Harris did not require a teleprompter for the first time ever while appearing on the sex podcast.
As part of her campaign's media push, the Democratic candidate for president made a guest appearance on the graphic sex-themed podcast and wowed everyone by not needing to use a teleprompter for the first time in her political career.
"She was one hundred percent in her element," said one member of the podcast's production team. "We had a teleprompter set up for her, but she didn't have to use it at all. It was as if this environment and subject matter were tailor-made for her. She was such a natural fit for a podcast that celebrates sluts and hos of all kinds."
One listener marveled at Harris's command of the show's material. "It was a very different Kamala than I've ever heard before," said Call Her Daddy fan Denise Murphy. "She spoke with such authority and confidence. You can tell she's definitely an expert in this field. There's no need for a teleprompter when you're that well-versed and educated on a subject."
At publishing time, Harris's campaign staff was hoping to capitalize on the momentum of her Call Her Daddy guest spot and reportedly hard at work booking appearances for the vice president to appear on other hard-hitting current events-focused media outlets like Sesame Street, Watch What Happens Live, and the Hot Ones chicken wing show on YouTube.
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