WASHINGTON, D.C. — Anonymous sources within the White House confirmed reports of rising tension between President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris after Harris allegedly asked Biden to stop doing the Trump dance during cabinet meetings.
According to administration insiders, Biden had been practicing Trump's trademark fist-pumping shuffle at every opportunity for the last two weeks, leading to his vice president's patience wearing thin.
"He's been doing it all the time lately," said one staffer who asked to remain unnamed. "But after he started doing it for the third time during the same meeting, she was visibly upset. She's been pretty on edge since the election loss, and seeing Biden do the Trump dance just pushed her over the edge."
According to the reports, Harris reportedly yelled, "Joe, will you cut it out? I'm tired of it. We're all tired of it. I see that dance in my nightmares every night. I don't need to see it at work every day."
Biden reportedly pushed back against the criticism. "Aw, come on, man," Joe reportedly complained. "I'm still president for the next... however long. I want to do the... the thing."
At publishing time, Kamala had reportedly asked Biden to refrain from wearing his "TRUMP 2024" baseball cap around the White House.
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