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'It Looks Like You're Trying To Raise Taxes On The Wealthy. Are You Sure You Want To Do That?' Asks Menacing, Dagger-Wielding Clippy After Cornering Elizabeth Warren In Dark Alley
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Nov 8, 2019 · BabylonBee.com
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