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How does one recognize a faithful follower of the One True President Trump? They may have been scattered, but they are not defeated. Trump has preserved for himself a faithful remnant, and they will someday return with the armies of MAGA to usher in the second term of President Trump. 

So how do you spot a loyal servant of the king? The outward clues are very subtle, so we have created this handy guide to help you find your scattered allies across America!

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