The news world has been set aflame by the potential indictment of Donald J. Trump for the crime of extreme patriotism. While the grand jury deliberates, let's take a look at how this is being covered by the media.
- New York Times: Here Are 10 Crimes We Hope Trump May Have Committed
- Washington Post: We Hired A Comic Book Artist To Draw Dramatic Images Of What A Trump Arrest Would Look Like
- Fox News: Yay! Trump Is Indicted! Oops! We Mean No! That's Bad! What Is It You People Want To Hear Again?
- IGN: 9.7 out of 10
- Salon: I can't help but notice the DA is black and Trump is white and maybe we could use this to start a race war
- Keith Olberman: *heavy breathing*
- CNN: Trump Crimes Make Pearl Harbor Look Like A Happy Picnic
- Christianity Today: Courageous DA Seeks To Atone For America's Greatest Sin
- LA Times: How The Charges Against Trump Are Being Fueled By Climate Change
- InfoWars: Mexican President Says Trump Has Been In Jail For 34 Years Because Of Gay Demons
- Drudge Report: EXCITEMENT INCITEMENT INDICTMENT REFINEMENT ENLIGHTENMENT
- Associated Press: Will Trump Be Indicted? Maybe
- ESPN: Trump's Indictment Illustrates Why WNBA Players Deserve More Money
- Vice: Republicans Actually Believe Trump Will Be Crucified And Rise On The Third Day
- OAN: Trump Will Be Crucified And Rise On The Third Day!
- MSNBC: CRUCIFY HIM!
- NotTheBee: WOKE DA Tries To Arrest Trump: IT BACKFIRES IN THE MOST INSANE WAY POSSIBLE
- Epoch Times: Here Are 10 Exclusive Insights On The Trump Indictment From The CCP Agents Who Orchestrated The Whole Thing
- The Daily Beast: Orange Man Sad! Looks Likes Donald Drumpf Is Going Behind Bars
- Mother Jones: Yeah, We're Still A Thing
- Kotaku: Trump Keeps Roll-Dodging Away From His Indictment And It Is Killing Me
- Buzzfeed: F*** Donald Trump
- The Dispatch: The Conservative Case For Just Locking Up People We Disagree With
- DailyWire: YOU CAN HELP DESTROY WOKE DISTRICT ATTORNEYS BY BUYING $7 CHOCOLATE BARS!!!!!!
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