Heartwarming: These 9 Immigrants Tell Us Why They Came Over The Border
U.S. · Mar 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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Miguel Martinez, 35, Mexico: "I am a businessman. Pharmaceuticals. I have very lucrative contracts in the U.S. and do a lot of business there. Don't mind the duffle bag full of severed human heads. It's part of my business."

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