Heartwarming: These 9 Immigrants Tell Us Why They Came Over The Border

U.S. · Mar 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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Mahmoud Hassan Al-Hamza, 24, Honduras: "I am sent by Allah and the prophet Mohammed to find a better life among the infidels of America. No, my vest is not ticking."

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