For every article we publish, there are about 200 we don't! Sometimes we write something that gets bumped by other current events that day. Sometimes it's just not that funny. Sometimes we think it's hilarious but it just doesn't fit with the Bee.
In our never-ending quest to ensure you are pushing the maximum amount of air out of your nose as you scroll by our articles, we throw a ton of our work away.
Still, it seems a shame for these to never see the light of day, so here are a few I dug up. Enjoy!