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FBI Releases Picture Of Suspect In Lightning Attack On George Floyd Mural
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Jul 15, 2021 · BabylonBee.com
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‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar
HOLLYWOOD, CA - The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for "Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar".
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Mar 15, 2026
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Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In 'Home Alone 2'
HOLLYWOOD, CA - President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
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Mar 15, 2026
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Holes In 7-Year-Old's Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown
CANYON, TX - Local seven-year-old Brayden Rogers got totally exposed this afternoon as he suffered an embarrassing hoops beatdown against his father.
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Mar 14, 2026
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'It's Just A Flesh Wound!' Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah
TEHRAN - The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs in battle was "just a flesh wound...
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Mar 14, 2026
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Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs
CHAPPAQUA, NY - With TSA suffering severe staffing shortages amid a halt in pay, former President Bill Clinton has volunteered to lend a hand patting ...
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Media: No Motive Yet In Attack On Jewish Synagogue By Radical Muslim
U.S. - With the nation reeling from an outbreak of violent incidents in the wake of the U.S. military strikes against Iran, the media clarified that t...
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