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Scientists have confirmed that testosterone levels are falling every generation, but how do you know if you have low T? Here are eleven warning signs to watch out for:
You experience emotions: Feelings are a classic symptom of low testosterone.
A Home Depot employee asked if you needed help finding something and you said "yes": You are unwell.
You used an oven mitt because the frying pan was "too hot": Aww, look at the little baby with his mitten!
You remembered one of your friend's birthdays: Please, seek help.
At the end of Braveheart you didn't shed a single tear: No testosterone, no humanity.
You've ever eaten a vegetable: Man up, for goodness' sake.
You have boobs: A telltale sign.
You're sitting on the back of a truck with your legs crossed filming an ad for Tim Walz: Uh-oh.
You let someone else build your house for you: What an embarrassment.
A doctor did blood work and showed you a chart where your testosterone level is way below normal: Subtle.
You're afraid to go on the teacups at Disneyland: And you call yourself a man.
If you've experienced any of these, please consult with a medical specialist today.
NOT SATIRE: Low T Is the Modern Plague…And Most Men Don't Even Know It
Men today have 25% less testosterone than their fathers…
This isn't a conspiracy. It's confirmed by science. Research shows that average testosterone levels in men ages 15 to 39 dropped by around 25% between 1999 and 2016. The downward trend has continued, with levels declining about 1% per year since the 1980s.
There are a lot of potential causes here: poor nutrition, sedentary living, etc. That means less energy, less muscle, and lower drive.
And yet, mainstream medicine keeps calling it "normal aging."
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