Prosecutors Warn Daniel Penny Acquittal Could Lead To Rampant Acts Of Heroism

Headline Says It All · Dec 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.