WASHINGTON, D.C.-Democrats continued their long tradition of holding whites-only rallies over the weekend as hundreds gathered around the country to protest what they see as executive overreach.
"We love diversity!" exclaimed Sonia Williams, a white 64-year-old democrat from Virginia. "Just not if they think or act differently from us. If a black man says the same stuff I do and thinks the same way I do, I'd be happy to have him over for dinner any day. He just can't, you know, step out of line."
Democrats organized the white-only rallies around the country, showing up in droves to protest something or rather. Footage from the protests shows thousands of older white people marching and dancing to whites-only songs like "Imagine" by John Lennon and "Country Roads" by John Denver.
"I love these super diverse events!" rally attendee Mark Cox announced. "Just me and 5,000 other people who look just like me! That's what the democrat party is and what it has always stood for. Go us!"
Organizers said they plan on holding more whites-only marches in the future to honor the traditions of their predecessors. "If blacks agree to do whatever we tell them to do, we'll organize separate but equal rallies for them," rally organizer Krista Van Belterson said. "They just can't attend our rallies. Ew."
Liberal Brynnleigh witnesses a communist utopia in action!
