BUTLER, PA — Prominent Democrats recently came under fire for cruel insensitivity after they callously mocked an autistic African American jumping up and down for joy at a recent political rally.
According to sources at the scene, the sweet, innocent little African-American autist, who is also an immigrant, was just exuberantly bouncing around for sheer happiness, prompting Democrats to mercilessly make fun of his heartwarming dance.
"This sort of racist and ableist bigotry is completely unacceptable," said James Veti, who had attended the political rally and later saw Democrats doing their best to down the dear little jumper-for-joy. "Autistic African Americans are people too, and they deserve respect. Come on, guys — have a little class!"
While the guy springing up and down for joy was not available for comment, former president and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump weighed in on the matter.
"It's very sad, very sad, but unfortunately in character for Democrats," Trump said. "Very sad. Not good. Racism is bad! We love our African-American autistic supporters very much. They're the best, believe me, everyone says so. No one has done more for the African-American community than me, folks. Or the autist community. Absolutely tremendous. The best, maybe ever."
At publishing time, the African-American autist had responded by buying the entire Democrat party and renaming it DemocratX to force it to support free speech.
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