U.S. — The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft's former assistant "Clippy" visiting Epstein island.
Several compromising pictures released by the DOJ have placed the anthropomorphic paper clip at the island during the time when girls were being trafficked there by Epstein.
"This looks really bad," said legal expert Kenny Montana. "Picture after picture of Clippy, right on the island, and never with clothes on. He doesn't look remotely embarrassed. On the contrary, Clippy always has the same lurid smile and wide-eyed gaze. There's no explaining his way out of this."
Not only did Clippy appear in dozens of photographs, the new files also name Clippy repeatedly in Epstein's correspondence. "The pictures are bad enough," said Montana. "But there are tons of emails showing communication between Clippy and Epstein. We have hundreds of examples of Clippy 'offering to help' Epstein with a wide range of criminal activities. I don't see how he doesn't get indicted."
At publishing time, Clippy had managed to evade police as officers struggled to figure out where to put the handcuffs.
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