YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people around the world would suddenly care about them being genocided.
The oppressed and beleaguered followers of Christ reported that dressing up as Palestinian people was perhaps their last hope to get the attention of protesters, influencers, podcasters, news reporters, and Hollywood celebrities and make them care about their being eradicated by Islamic terrorists.
"It would be great if this works," said one Christian man who feared for his life. "We're getting wiped out here, and nobody seems to notice. But we've seen how passionately everyone advocates for Palestinians, so hopefully these disguises will get at least a few people online to care about us."
Christian communities have been ravaged by marauding bands of Muslim extremists, while the situation has gone largely unreported and unnoticed by the world at large. "Those poor, poor Palestinians," said one protester. "It's such a shame that the situation in Gaza is the only genocide going on in the world right now. If there were other groups of people being genocided, we would call attention to it, but nope. Just Palestinians."
The remaining Christians in Nigeria were unsure if they would survive long enough for their plan to be effective. "It's really bad here," another believer said. "We're going to try to disguise ourselves as Palestinians, but getting actual help would really be great."
At publishing time, online influencers had suddenly taken an interest in the genocide of Nigerian Christians after being told that Israel may be to blame.
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