CHICAGO, IL — Principal Dan Naylor called for a parent conference after persistent concerns that senior student Anthony King was only assaulting teachers at a fifth-grade level.
Though King had attacked two of his teachers during the first week of school, both teachers felt the attacks were half-hearted and reported only minor contusions.
"We are concerned that Anthony is not progressing at the same rate as his peers," explained Principal Naylor to King's parents. "This may not be easy to hear, but Anthony has yet to break a single teacher's bone during a felonious assault. He hasn't snuck any weapons into school and tried to shiv someone in the bathroom. With just one year left, there's a huge amount of work to be done if Anthony is going to be ready to walk with his classmates. We honestly don't know if he can pack enough violence into two semesters to be able to graduate."
King's parents sniffled softly, comforting each other. "We are so sorry for his behavior. We've tried so hard to work with him at home, encouraging him to punch his grandfather or attack me with a tire iron," said King's mother, Tiffany. "I know he's behind, but we aren't giving up on him. We will get him into after-school gangs, get an assault tutor, whatever it takes to get him back on track. I still believe in my heart of hearts that Anthony has it in him to really hurt an older authority figure."
At publishing time, the school had enrolled Anthony in "Remedial Misdemeanor Bodily Injury With Aggravating Factors."
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