Cast Of 'The View' Unanimously Overturns SCOTUS Decision
Politics · Mar 4, 2024 ·

U.S. — In a landmark decision, the entire cast of The View has voted to overturn the Supreme Court's overturning of the Colorado Supreme Court's decision to remove Trump from the ballot.

"These Supreme Court justices are schmucks!" exclaimed beloved TV personality and law expert Joy Behar after receiving word of the ruling. "Everyone knows the Constitution, or the Declaration of Freedom — or whatever that piece of paper is called — clearly states that Trump should never be on the ballot. Because he's clearly a fascist. Duh! Everyone knows that!"

Sources say that hosts Behar, along with entertainer Whoopi Goldberg, lawyer Sunny Hostin, television host Sara Haines, television personality Ana Navarro, and political strategist Alyssa Farah Griffin, then cast a solemn unanimous vote to overturn SCOTUS.

"We hereby overturn the unlawful decision of the Supreme Court," said the group in unison while wearing black robes and white judge wigs. "By the power and authority of The View, we declare Trump shall immediately be removed from the ballot forever." Whoopi Goldberg then hit a large gong to signal that the group had made a decision.

At publishing time, the show's producers had angrily disinvited upcoming guest Justice Sonia Sotomayor from appearing next week.

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