HARRISBURG, PA — According to sources, local wife and mother Karen Milton asked her sleeping husband to get her a glass of water Tuesday night, adding that she was only asking since he was already up and about.
"Hey, hey, wake up. Hey," Milton reportedly said as she shook her husband. "Such a loud snorer. Can you bring me a glass of water since you're up already?"
Despite her efforts, Milton's husband remained asleep, forcing her to push him out of the bed. "What happened?" said Mr. Milton, his shoulder smarting from hitting the floor.
"Hey, babe, since you're up, can you go get me some water? I'm really thirsty," repeated Mrs. Milton.
Edward Milton was allegedly so confused in his half-asleep trance that he complied immediately. Family insiders report this is a common practice among the family matriarch, who is often known to ask her husband to do various chores since he's "not busy", requests which usually come while Mr. Milton is mowing the lawn.
At publishing time, Mrs. Milton had asked if her husband could also go make her a sandwich and maybe replace the leaky faucet since he was already in the kitchen.
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