U.K. — England is safe once again after Metropolitan police caught and jailed a man who made memes that offended child rapists.
The man, Edward Goulding, reportedly made several rapists feel bad about themselves with memes he shared on social media.
"Oi! Awful stuff you got here," said police as they ransacked Goulding's home. "Now, how do you think this would make you feel if you were a child rapist and you saw this? That's hate speech, and Britian won't tolerate that sort of thing. Bloody bigoted of you."
Several convicted child rapists have had their probation terms rescinded by the British government in an attempt at reparations for Goulding's crime. Goulding is currently being held in the Tower of London while police continue to search for more evidence of dangerous memes. "Look at this horrific meme about how British police jail people over speech and decline to prosecute grooming gangs," said Sir Martin Attebury. "This criminal belongs in jail, and we vow to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law."
At publishing time, Britain's finest had driven past three stabbings to arrest a Yorkshire man who had made a meme featuring Mohammed.
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