GREENVILLE, DE — Former President Joe Biden expressed great interest and enthusiasm in his upcoming memoir, adding that he's quite eager to see what the autopen comes up with for it.
"That autopen and I go way back, fat," Biden said. "It's always coming up with something creative. I'm on the edge of my seat with... with... on the... I'm... it'll be something."
Biden's auto-penned memoir was reportedly sold to Hachette Book Group, a New York-based publisher, for $10 million. A sizable sum, but less than Obama earned for his twenty memoirs, presumably because Obama actually wrote it himself.
"To be clear, that autopen is going to know more about my presidency than myself," Biden confirmed. "But I wrote a little poem in there about ice cream. I love ice cream. Streetsweeper. Anyway... I rathalamber, Samantha. Mrerdifilbiltatorkanf."
"Pardon Me: The Joe Biden Story" was slated for release in fall 2025.
At publishing time, Biden had filed suit against the autopen for claiming he had lost all his faculties and was unable to write a memoir.
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