The Babylon Bee has many marginally adequate satire writers, most of whom we pulled out of homeless camps in South L.A. and enticed to work at the Bee in return for the occasional hot meal.

If you've ever wondered about the twisted geniuses behind The Babylon Bee's satire, now's your chance to ask us your questions!

And they have to answer your questions because I threatened to send them back to the tent city if they don't.

Ask us anything in the comments below!