PALM BEACH, FL — In yet another sign of their growing bond, President-elect Donald Trump and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk debuted a new matching set of Christmas pajamas they will wear as they celebrate the holiday together next week at Mar-a-Lago.
Trump and Musk revealed the identical outfits they would wear on Christmas morning as they gathered to exchange gifts, proving that their friendship had reached a new level.
"These are the greatest, most beautiful Christmas pajamas in history, folks," Trump told reporters. "They're for me and my good friend Elon. Everyone loves Elon. He's a smart guy. Almost as smart as me. We're going to wear these for Christmas. I don't know what he's getting me. Maybe a Cybertruck. A beautiful golden Cybertruck. We'll see."
Political pundits and Washington lawmakers who have raised red flags over what they perceived to be an unsettling amount of power being wielded by Musk pointed to the matching jammies as a clear indication of his strong influence on Trump.
"This is the most troubling sign yet," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "We've seen evidence that Musk is influencing policy and legislation… now he's wearing matching Christmas jammies with the president-elect? Why don't they just put a desk for Elon right next to Trump's in the Oval Office? This should inspire great fear in the heart of every American."
At publishing time, sources from within Mar-a-Lago also reported that Trump and Musk were planning to bake Christmas cookies and write each other's names on them with icing.
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