Absolute Rebel Concertgoer Refuses To Put His Hands Together And Make Some Noise
Life · Jul 17, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

ST. PAUL, MN — Members in the audience of a concert held in the Xcel Energy Center say that Bradley Richardson proved that he was a real man who takes no nonsense when he completely denied the lead singer's request that everybody put their hands together and make some noise.

Sources say that Brad made his decision to separate himself from the lemming-like sheeple surrounding him midway through the first set.

"It's always been, Brad do this, Brad do that, start clapping, make some noise, give it up for whoever," Brad explained patiently after the concert. "And you know, I just got tired of it. I'm a responsible adult…I'll make my own decisions! I'll make noise if I want to and if I don't I dare you to make me give up some applause!"

Reports indicate that most people surrounding Brad didn't notice his courageous stance against modern-day groupthink as they were busy enjoying themselves and applauding for the singers.

At publishing time, Brad had further steeled himself and taken a stand against the conformist truckler attitude at the concert by defiantly staying seated as everyone else was doing the wave.


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