You know those bozo clowns that use iPhones? Those arrogant jerks are such sheeple, amirite?
Anyway, said sheeple are getting a brand new version of the Babylon Bee app today, and I must say that it's pretty glorious, despite the ultra lame and non-customizable OS that it runs on. The new version of the app does a whole lot more than its predecessor...which isn't saying much, honestly. The app finally displays your notifications, gives you mobile access to a new podcast (with more on the way), opens up the full functionality of the headline forum, and could possibly even display our third joke. Here's a link to the App Store so all the sheep can download it now: