As a student, it's wise to pick up clues from your teacher — whether it's their expectations of you, what they might include on the final exam, and whether they are plotting to assassinate the U.S. President.
Here is a list of clear warning signs to watch out for that they may be planning deadly political violence:
They introduce themselves as "Mr. Jones, political assassin": Not a good start.
The syllabus is titled "How to kill the President": This might spell trouble.
You are a student at a public school: Uh-oh.
They offer to connect with students on BlueSky: Concerning.
"Crafts Time" is engraving the Communist Manifesto on bullet casings: A touch worrisome.
Today's assignment is mapping out the location of Trump's security detail: Seems a bit odd for French class.
On Movie Day, they just show the Zapruder film on repeat: Hmmm.
They are offering 10 points extra credit for whoever wants to be their getaway driver: Not worth it, kid.
They announce that you'll have a substitute tomorrow and maybe forever, depending on how this trip to D.C. goes: You might want to give someone a call.
Keep your head on a swivel for these subtle clues that your teacher may be the next presidential assassin-wannabe. Can you think of other signs? Leave them in the comments below.
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