President Trump has bulldozed part of the White House to make room for a new grand ballroom, leaving America to lament the loss of the storied, majestic East Wing. The list of irreplaceable artifacts lost in the demo may shock you.
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of historical items that have sadly been destroyed:
A half-empty box of paper clips: Trump obviously hates history.
Printed-out sign from the men's bathroom that says "jiggle the handle until it flushes": A truly important part of America's heritage, destroyed forever.
Barbara Bush's pogs collection: Those would've been worth a fortune someday.
A hilarious office poster of a cat that says "Hang In There": There just isn't any way to replace something like that.
Hillary Clinton's box of cleaning cloths: How are people supposed to wipe their email servers now?
A cigarette lighter once used by Lady Bird Johnson: It belonged in the Smithsonian.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch: Along with the specific instructions for its use found in the Book of Armaments.
Mary Todd Lincoln's Victoria's Secret nightie: Actually, some things may be better off lost to the sands of time.
The tomb of Joe Biden: And get this... IT WASN'T EMPTY.
All these priceless, one-of-a-kind objects are now lost… like tears in the rain. Thanks a lot, Trump. What else do you think was destroyed when the East Wing was demolished? Post your theories in the comments.
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