As the investigation into Charlie Kirk's assassin continues, debate has raged in the public square about which ideology the killer followed.
To help clear things up, The Babylon Bee is here to present the following list of subtle clues that would indicate the shooter was a leftist:
Said "I'm a lefty": A telltale clue.
Engraved Marx's entire Communist Manifesto on a bullet casing: This takes commitment. To being a lefty.
Did gay stuff: While not a guarantee, most people who do gay stuff are lefties.
His gay love texts made mainstream media journalists cry: Reporters aren't nearly as enthralled by right-wing romances.
Bought his furry boyfriend a "Kamala 2024" dog collar last year: The perfect gift for your loved one who likes to pretend to be a dog.
His favorite Marvel movies were all post-Endgame: A clear sign of radicalization.
Murdered a conservative: Subtle.
The evidence continues to mount. Judge for yourselves. What other clues are there? Throw them in the comments.
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