U.S. — Welcome news greeted stressed-out Americans today, as results of a new survey indicated that 10 out of 10 therapists recommended rolling your truck window down to let your arm get a little sun.
The study found that a remarkable 100% of therapists polled were "strongly in favor" of telling depressed and overly stressed patients to "go for a drive in your pickup truck, roll the window down, and just get a little bit of sun on your arm."
"It's the best way to relax when life is becoming too much," said Dr. Reginald Bumgartner. "According to our combined years of practice to help people cope with day-to-day struggles, getting behind the wheel of a truck and rolling the window down to let your arm get a little sun was more effective than any pharmaceutical intervention. I did it on the way to work today, and I feel completely chill. Just take it easy, man."
According to people who have submitted to the recommendation from therapists, the treatment method was surprisingly enjoyable. "This really was all I needed," said Jeff Turner, father of six. "I've been all tied up in knots lately, but when I had someone tell me to just roll my truck window down and let my arm get a little sun, it changed my entire day. I feel like I could wrestle a grizzly bear and not feel stressed out about it as long as my arm got a little sun on the way there."
At publishing time, therapists also revealed the effects would be twice as effective if you blast "The Boys Are Back In Town" at the same time.
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