After Don Lemon was fired from CNN and paid $24 million to never show his face again, Elon Musk graciously offered for Lemon to bring his face, along with a new show, to X. However, Lemon's new show on X was canceled after a mere one episode, with news breaking that the disgraced journalist had demanded Elon Musk give him a Cybertruck, $5 million, and an ownership stake in X -- and that's not all! Here are 10 more things Lemon asked of Musk:
- A foot massage from Elon every evening: How else does Elon expect him to work?
- A spaceship to keep in his backyard: Pretty standard ask.
- To never have to see a past-her-prime, 45-year-old woman ever again: Obviously.
- A guy to follow him around and tell him how awesome his turtleneck looks: So fabulous!
- A real date with James O'Keefe: No disguises this time.
- To be crowned Princess of Wales: Get lost, Kate! Wait a second...
- One free chance to mess Anderson Cooper's hair up: That perfect part has been driving Lemon nuts for years.
- Mars: A pretty big ask, even from Elon.
- Vision insurance with one pair of glasses per year: Ridiculous!
- A job at rival fake news site "The Babylon Bee": In your dreams, Lemon.
Quite a list, Don! We look forward to seeing who will be next to pay Lemon not to work there.
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
