10 More Things Don Lemon Demanded From Elon Musk
Internet · Mar 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

After Don Lemon was fired from CNN and paid $24 million to never show his face again, Elon Musk graciously offered for Lemon to bring his face, along with a new show, to X. However, Lemon's new show on X was canceled after a mere one episode, with news breaking that the disgraced journalist had demanded Elon Musk give him a Cybertruck, $5 million, and an ownership stake in X -- and that's not all! Here are 10 more things Lemon asked of Musk:

  1. A foot massage from Elon every evening: How else does Elon expect him to work?
  2. A spaceship to keep in his backyard: Pretty standard ask.
  3. To never have to see a past-her-prime, 45-year-old woman ever again: Obviously.
  4. A guy to follow him around and tell him how awesome his turtleneck looks: So fabulous!
  5. A real date with James O'Keefe: No disguises this time.
  6. To be crowned Princess of Wales: Get lost, Kate! Wait a second...
  7. One free chance to mess Anderson Cooper's hair up: That perfect part has been driving Lemon nuts for years.
  8. Mars: A pretty big ask, even from Elon.
  9. Vision insurance with one pair of glasses per year: Ridiculous!
  10. A job at rival fake news site "The Babylon Bee": In your dreams, Lemon.

Quite a list, Don! We look forward to seeing who will be next to pay Lemon not to work there.

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