Surprising Discoveries Found In Biden's Garage

The Babylon Bee · Jan 17, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

As more and more classified documents are discovered in Joe Biden's home and various offices, the media seem to be ignoring the more shocking discoveries from Biden's garage. We're here to break it all down and provide you with the inside scoop.

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