State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Electric Cars

The Babylon Bee · Sep 20, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Gavin Newsom has ordered everyone to drive cars that run on electricity, but his state has no, uh, electricity. This breaking news report looks at how Californians are coping and what auto manufacturers are doing to respond to the crisis.

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10 Ways Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Point Us To Christ

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Celebs · Aug 26, 2025 · 88

Taylor Swift Engagement Overturned As Referee Determines Travis Kelce's Knee Didn't Touch The Ground

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U.S. · Aug 27, 2025 · 87

Overcorrection? Cracker Barrel Adds Confederate Flag To Logo And Changes Name To 'The South Will Rise Again'

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World · Aug 27, 2025 · 69

Nation That Once Charged Into Certain Death For Freedom Now Letting Their Daughters Handle The Rape Gangs

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Crime · Aug 27, 2025 · 108

UK Enacts Plan To Stop Rape Gangs By Arresting All Potential Rape Victims

SCOTLAND - As part of a sweeping effort to put a stop to Muslim migrant rape gangs terrorizing the country, UK authorities have begun rounding up and ...

World · Aug 28, 2025 · 65

Britain Announces Reverse Crusade Where They Invite Muslims To Come And Destroy England

LONDON - In what political analysts described as a historic turning point for Western Civilization, Great Britain announced a "Reverse Crusade" where ...

State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Electric Cars

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