Satan Distances Self From Grammys

The Babylon Bee · Feb 9, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Satan loves when people worship him, but he wants a little more creativity and a little less cringe. In this press conference, the Prince of Darkness slams Sam Smith's performance at the Grammy awards.

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