New 'Kamalexa' Amazon Echo Rambles And Never Answers Your Questions

The Babylon Bee · Nov 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Introducing Kamalexa: the edition of the Amazon Echo that can listen to your questions about the economy, the cloud, and traffic - and then ramble incoherently and never get around to answering. Available now!

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New 'Kamalexa' Amazon Echo Rambles And Never Answers Your Questions

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